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What about "OUR" war? What about "OUR" troops?

the Yankees Are at it Again

Going Green = Going Broke

Are We Freaking INSANE

COP KILLER found NOT GUILTY

Senator Caroline Kennedy (what a Joke!!!)

NY Yankees Quietly Get a Taxpayer Bailout

Hope Your Happy Working at McDonalds

Christmas trees are offensive

Plaxico Burress is a Moron

Attention Walmart Shoppers

We Love to Fly Cause We're Fat

It just Keeps Getting Worse

howobamagotelected.com

the Government Causes Most of Our Problems

Just Say No to Bailouts

What Exactly is "change"

Mayor Bloomberg is Going to Rob You

Are YOU Ready for "Change"

Barack Obama is Trying to Lose this Election

If You're Not Voting for Barack Obama. You're a Racist

LA Times Withholding Information that Could Destroy Barack Obama

Is Barack Obama getting Money from Osama Bin Laden

the Mainstream Media thinks You're Stupid...

Joe Biden Outs Barack Obama

Bloomberg wants to Change Term Limits

First Socialism. Now Communism

McCain vs Obama (taxes and the Economy)

Is Barack Obama a U.S. citizen

Barack Obama is Going to Raise YOUR Taxes

Barack Obama is a DISASTER

Let the Economy Fail

Sarah Palin is "One of the Folks"

What happened to the "Will of the People"

Who is Barack Obama

Let Wall Street Burn!!!

Government BAILOUT is a BAD idea

the Mainstream Media is a JOKE

Democrats Responsible for Economic Disaster

Yankees Steal from the taxpayers to Build New Stadium

Solution to Our Economic Problems

Pamela Anderson and Sarah Palin

England insults US and Liberals Applaud

Matt Damon is a Sexist and a Schmuck

Illegals ARE Stealing Jobs from Americans

We're Still Cleaning Up After Bill Clinton

Oprah Winfrey DOESN'T Support Women

Your Tax Dollars are being used to Rebuild Russia

You Can't Have an Intelligent Conversation with a Democrat

Democratic National Convention

Kim Kardashian is a WHORE

Barack Obama is a Freaking Socialist

No Time for Change...

Government Ignores US and Takes Care of Iraq

People Not Worried About the "BAD" Economy. Thanks to Batman!!

Democrats trying to DESTROY this Country

Barack Obama, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

Kabalah equals FREE PARKING

Kids Burning Their Feet on Safety Mats

Tons of OIL WASTED

What Recession???

The World would be a Great Place, if it weren't for the People

Taxpayers Pay for One BILLION Dollar Parking Lot

Punish Criminals!! NOT law abiding Citizens

Solution to High Gas Prices---> RAISE TAXES???

We Still Have the Right To Bear Arms!!!

Alternative Energy is NOT the Governments Responsibility

Barack Obama pulls the RACE CARD

John McCain has a plan to LOWER Gas Prices

Willie Randolph gets fired by the Mets

Father Goes to Jail. Because His Kid Got a Sunburn

We're Having a Heat Wave

Average Person has no idea where candidates stand on the issues

You're Better Off Being a Criminal

the Democratic Party is a Joke

Another Way for the Media to Divide the Country

Barack Obama can't STOP lying

Hillary Clinton can't win???

Lower Gas Prices? The SOLUTION is Simple.

Barack Obama can't make SIMPLE Decisions

Rubbernecking

FDNY "integrity" tests-- What a Way to Treat HEROES

Bloomberg Stiffs taxpayers for $321 Million

Bi-Partisan Government WON'T Work

Oprah is smarter than Barack Obama

Barack Obama thinks there are 57 states

Al Sharpton is a clown

What About the Issues?!!!

Barack Obama Only Cares About Himself

Wesley Snipes is Going to Jail

Blame Al Gore for High Gas Prices

Where to find CHEAP GAS

Why is POLYGAMY illegal???

10 year old threatens to KILL President Bush

$400 million dollar Elementary School

Red Sox Jersey buried at Yankee Stadium

Jimmy Carter is an idiot

The Pregnant Man

Olympic Torch Protesters

American Airlines Sucks!!!

Hollywood = Hypocrite

Another Corrupt NYC politician

Congestion Pricing is a SCAM

Government pisses away $1.5 Billion on HDTV

Yankees Rained Out on OPENING DAY

the worst thing to be in NYC is a resident

Govenor David Patterson (another freaking DISASTER!!)

Rapper Busta Rymes gets Probation??!!!

Sympathy for Spitzer???

Heather Locklear attempts suicide

Eliot Spitzers Hooker is famous???

90% of people DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!!!

Gary Busey Rules!!!

Barack "Hussein" Obama

the Sky is Falling! the Sky is Falling!!

Paris Hilton has a brother???

Roger Clemens goes to Capitol Hill

"our" election process is a JOKE

whatever happened to CHOICE

"OUR" government is falling apart

Who's Heath Ledger???

"MANDATORY" calorie listings on all fast food

Republican or Democrat. Either way, YOU lose!!!

Hillary Clinton wants to SPEND more of YOUR money

Tiger kills at zoo. Who's responsible???

Hillary Clinton's crocodile tears (Boo "freaking" Hoo)

The Iowa Caucus

Britney Spears officially CRAZY

Why are kids toys so hard to open

Britney Spears 16 year old sister is pregnant

Death Penalty Abolished in New Jersey

Taxpayers pay $16,000 for flowers

Global Warming is a Myth

$25 an hour to park in New York City

Government wants to raise YOUR kids

Monica or Hillary. Who's got more experience?

Bloomberg wastes more taxpayers money

40 lashes for naming a Teddy Bear Mohammed

10 Little Indians = Racism???

Bill Clinton is at it again

NYPD starting salary STILL $25,000 a year

The Grinch on Broadway

The MTA "found" 220 million dollars

Black Friday

Cheetah (Tarzans chimp) is writing a book

Osama Bin Laden License Plates

Ho Ho Ho...

As if a FREE EDUCATION wasn't enough

Someone tell Oprah to SHUT UP!!!

Dog the Bounty Hunter is a racist???

Britney Spears mother is writing a book

WE can't stop Global Warming

Hollywood "writers" go on strike

Illegal Immigrant problem solved

Hillary Clinton has no clue

Politicians keep promising change

Hanging a noose will soon be considered a felony

Hip Hop community sinks to all-time low

Hillary Clinton is the taxpayers WORST enemy

Muslims are taught to hate US

Ellen DeGeneres was WRONG

Now, witches are offended by nooses...

Mom and Dad banned from school in California

Social Security is DOOMED

Hanging a noose, in itself, is NOT a crime

This wouldn't happen in to the NBA

ILLEGAL Immigrants getting away with MURDER

Hillary Clinton, the womans an IDIOT

"Illegal" vs "Legal" Immigrants

Britney Spears gives up her kids

The cost of being Politically Correct

Hillary Clinton wants Socialism

End the War now? How?!!

Free Speech???

NFL in Spanish...

Illegal Immigrants licensed to drive

President of Iran at Ground Zero

the government rewards irresponsibility

OJ Simpson was set-up???

ConEd wants a raise

The city gets sued and YOU pay

OJ Simpson finally in jail, where he belongs

the Emmy Awards

Chris Crocker killed by Drinking with Bob

School bans American flag

Kid Rock and Tommy Lee fight over Pamela Anderson

"Celebs" rally behind Britney Spears

NYC cab strike

Britney Spears does it again

Senator Fred Thompson joins the race

Responsibilty is a curse

Colorado school bans tag

Miss teen South Carolina

Baseball to ban chatter

Obesity is now a virus...

Building burns at Ground Zero

Moron tries to sue McDonalds

Nine goals scored. In a soccer game???

Find the pothole

Execution in New Jersey

Britney Spears crashes into parked car

Bloombergs at it again

Separation of Church and State

Toys with lead paint

Barry Bonds hits number 755

Bridge collapses in Minnesota

Rosie O'Donnells "poem"

Rent a Pet

Nicole Ritchie is going to jail

Build More Prisons

13 Years Old Sex Offenders

CNN/YouTube Debates

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Again

The Beckhams Are Here

55 Dollars For Water

Two NYPD Cops Shot

Congestion Pricing/Bloomberg Is A Thief!

Live Earth Concert

Guy Loses 80 Thousand Dollar Violin

Al Gore's Son Arrested, AGAIN

Congestion Pricing/Bloomberg Is A Thief!

Mr. Softee Silenced

A-Rod's Wife Says F*ck You

Paris Hilton Confirms Our Suspicions

De-Segregation Laws

Christine Todd Whitman Testifies

Paris Free

Mayor Bloomberg Is An Independant?

Marco Polo

Paying The Poor To Work And Go To School

5 Cent Can Deposit = Shakedown

Duke Rape Case DA Barred

Mayor Bloomberg. Stupid Or Dishonest?

Home Foreclosures Up 90 Percent

Illegal. What's So Confusing About The Word?

35 Dollars To Park in New York Surrounding Boroughs

The Sopranos

Different Laws For The Rich

Paris Hilton Is Free

Useless News

NYPD Understaffed

American Royalty

Less Airport Screeners

Mexico City Racists

Lindsay Lohan Is A Mess

Illegal Immigrants Now Voting

Period Pill

60 Year Old Woman Has Twins

CLICK IT or TICKET

Hillary Clinton Is An Idiot

NYC Tax Payers Getting Robbed

Paris Hilton's Good Behavior

Higher Tolls For Working People

Water Bills Up 50 Percent

Opie And Anthony Suspended

Paris Hilton Smoking Weed

Smoking Is Obscene

Paris Hilton Wants A Pardon

Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Miss America Is Misunderstood

Miss America Is A Moron

101 Year Old Mugger Caught

FDNY Sex Discrimination?

Sheryl Crow Is An Idiot

Fan Interferes And Goes To Jail

John Corzine Is An Idiot

Media Blames Police For Virginia Tech Shooting

Media Makes Killer Into A Star

Snoop Doggy Dog Is Above The Law

Jenny From The Block

Duke Rape Case

Don Imus

Sanjaya's Not The Problem

I Wann Punch Al Gore In The Face

Gas Prices Up Again!!!

Loyal Employees Fired

Little Girl cries for Sanjaya

Al Gore The Hypocrite

Naomi Campbell Community Service

NYC Cops indicted, thanks to Racist "Reverend" Al Sharpton

101 Year Old Woman Mugged

NYC hates the Irish

NYPD paid less than Puppeteers

Rosie O'Donnel Is An Idiot!

NYC Bans The N Word

NYC Health Department Sucks!!!

Con Edison Raises Rates

Global Warming???

Kids Smoking Pot

American Idol Sucks!

Gas Prices Down

New York City Sucks!

Britney Spears Shaves Her Head

Tramp Stamps

Anna Nicole Smith

Credit Cards Illegal Immigrants

Fender Benders

NBGAY

Nancy Pelosi Wants Bigger Planes

Dollar Gold Coins

Can't Use I-Pod's When Crossing The Street

Superbowl Re-Cap

Barbaro Dies

Lindsay Lohan Is A Drunk!

Jamie Fox Wants To Use The N Word

Be Poor, Join the NYPD

The Celebrities Diss Martin Luther King

Paula Abdul Is A Drunk

Britney Spears Apologizes? Give me a Break!

People Are Idiots When They Drive

Diet Pills For Dogs

Britney Spears Is A Freakin' Train Wreck!

Happy New Year (What's So Good About It?))

Christmas Is Coming (AS SEEN ONVH1'S WEBJUNK 20!)

Danny Devito Drunk On The View!

The Yellow Wiggle Retires!

Britney and Paris!

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock Divorce!

Holiday Tree!

Kramer Goes Nuts!

Paris Hilton Gets Punched In The Face!

Lindsay Lohan Wants An Oscar!

Gas Prices Are Up, WHY?

OJ is an IDIOT!

Oprah Winfrey Is A Freakin' Con Artist!

Britney Divorces Kevin Federline!

Hitler Costume!

Trans Fats (Losing Your Freedom!

295 Pound Models???

It's 90 degrees. But, it feels like 110

Myspace Verse The Idiot!

I Wanna Party Like A Rock Star

Doesn't Anyone Pay Cash Anymore?

Fat Kids And Car Seats!

300 More RANTS


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